Sometimes...

... I think about things I shouldn't think about.
Sometimes I think about things like getting punched in the head.
That's what she said to me.

I can tell if it's good cuz you start nodding.
I can tell if it's bad cuz you wander back to the bar for another drink.
So that's what you think?

And I say, "Hey! It's good to know your expectations of me are low. I know a girl. This much is true. And I'm in love. In love with her."